The woes of a 2 yr old

“Hey Lydia. I think you need a diaper change.”

“No. I good.”

“Die mommy. Leave me alone!”

“Mommy daddy. Come in here. It dark. I too little.”

“No. I no like that song! More Elsa! That hurts my ears!”

“Milka me! Milka me! Milka me, mommy!”

“Daddy. Daddy. Brennan!”

in response to diaper change, “No stop it people. You are bad guys. I just Lydia.

Croup

that One time when mommy drove you to a pediatric practice in Crestwood to find out you had croup. Look at what you’re doing here with the car seat! Escaping!