You had a bout of a stomach bug. The AJ funk. The day after your second party. Mommy learned that a lot of vomit and poo can exit a little person.
Your second birthday was a blast. Day after derby at my gym. You hung in there like a trooper even if you were starting to show the signs of the bug. You have been having teenage moments. Go away. That’s stupid. Leave me alone. We can thank brother for those statements. You also demand “milk me” and “other side” when it comes to nursing. You are not showing any interest in weaning. You like to stroke mommy’s hair while you nurse. It’s very sweet but I think you could nurse all day.
You also say food me and your food sounds like a certain mother of all curse words.
You also think the word booty is hilarious. You like saying “oh my gosh look at her booty” and “shaking that booty”.
