Diss

mom-Are you mommy’s girl?

No, i daddy’s girl.

“I want Milka me”

Mom-“You just had Milka me”

“I know. I want more Milka me. Now!”

mom-Hey little miss.

“I not a miss, I Lydia Cox!”

mom-Lydia let’s go to the store.

No. I stay here.

Everett-Lydia is screaming like a banshee.

Lydia-screaming. I not a banshee.

Mom-we’re going to wild eggs for breakfast.

Lydia-ugh. Not again.